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Live Journal Sep. 19th, 2007 @ 08:04 pm
It sucks. Remember when everyone posted every day? Even if they had nothing important to say, they posted. People actually commented, instead of just reading a post and moving on. My, how times have changed. . .

PS

For those who care, I just picked up the metal cased, 2 disc Death Proof dvd. Yay me!

Okay! May. 28th, 2007 @ 10:04 am
So, it's been ages since I've posted, and I just thought I'd le those of you still kickin' around LJ know what I've been up to/will soon be up to. I'll just do the short form so it doesn't get too lengthy.

- got a laptop
- birthday is on Wednesday
- moving to Kingston
- going to St Lawrence for Culinary Arts
- renting a house
- seeing Evil Dead: The Musical
- lost 20 pounds
- got a new job (waiter - full time, cook - part time)
- LOVE the new job
- going to Stoney Lake today
- not nearly as embarassed removing my shirt in public
- getting ready to finish Take It Back
- decided country music isn't ALL bad (don't hate me)
- become addicted to Doom 3
- possibly getting a new car
- selling (soon) camp fire wood (anyone interested?)

I'm pretty happy, which is always a nice feeling. :)

I'll try and post again soon.
Ciao Chica's and Chico's!
Current Location: Corner of the lliving room.
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Pickup Truck - Shane Yellowbird

Mar. 31st, 2007 @ 10:57 pm
Ever notice how some days are just better than others?

*big happy sigh*
Current Mood: accomplished

Sex Kills Feb. 21st, 2007 @ 12:48 am
I don't know if anyone remembers (or cares, for that matter) but a while back I made a post on how rabbits can only have sex once a day or they suffer fatal heart attacks. Well, today I read an article in a newspaper (The National Post) which says that sex is now killing Tasmanian Devils. They are at risk of extinction due to hideously disfiguring cancerous tumours that cover their faces. The cancer is "spread by the animals tendency to bite and scratch during boisterous mating". The tumours cover the face, and prevent the animals from eating, and they starve to death. As of now, it is believed that 80% of the animals suffer from this disease. To date, the animals population of 150 000 has been halved. The disease originated only 11 years ago, indicating that within a decade, there may be no more Tasmanian Devils. There are virtually no cases where the animals affected have survived more than half a year.Small numbers of those not affected have been moved of the island of Tasmania to zoo's in hopes of repopulating another island free of disease. Though the animals are portrayed in caartoons as half-crazed killers, they are actually a shy nocturnal animal. They were named devils by Brittish Colonial settlers because of the fearsome noises they make in the inght during sex and food hunts. To help raise funds for research, Warner Brothers has given permision for the Tasmanian government to sell plush "Taz" toys. I plan on finding out where to buy them, and doing so, to excercise a little sympathy for the devil.

PS

Sarah, this post was for you.
Current Location: Home
Current Music: I Need A Hero - Bonnie Tyler

Soda Pop Sep. 12th, 2006 @ 07:41 am
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Other entries
» (No Subject)
Young teacher the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's longing
This girl's an open page
Book marking - she's so close now
This girl is half his age

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy
To be the teacher's pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting
His car is warm and dry

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staff room
The accusations fly
It's no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabakov

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
» summer




Chaos + Elizabeth
What a pair.
Cute enough for ya?
» (No Subject)
No-one posts anymore.
» Mmm mmm good.
Wow, I just made the most amazing spaghetti with meatballs. The spaghetti was perfectly cooked, the meatballs tender and juicy, the sauce thick, and with hints of different spices. It was so good that I had two plates of it. Now I feel kinda sick, but it doen't matter, because it tasted SO good. I am such a good chef. I guess that's what happens when you work at Red Lobster for a year.

Oh, and on another note, I may be getting a job at Mac's! Yay! (Red Lobster was too far away.)
» (No Subject)
Ok, I just got to looking at my old post's and do you know what I realized? Very few people signed my on-line yearbook. You see, I did'nt have enough money to buy an actual yearbook, so I made a post asking people to simply type up a comment so I could print it out and have something to remember them by. Very few people did. I am now feeling very bummed out. This sucks.
» (No Subject)
A few monthes ago Mike gave me some advice. He told me, in a less general way than I will type here, that people will feel you are much smarter and will respect you more if you avoid saying "uh" or "um" in the place where a silence should be when you are trying to think of a word. This has stuck with me, and I have tried to use this tactic in day-to-day life. Then, earlier this evening, I recieved a message from Mike on my answering machine. I will give you just a glimpse of what it was like.

"Hey Josh, uh, I like your, uh, message *giggle*...um, *clicks tongue*, uh, you... I... uh, *giggle* guess you're not in right now, but...uh..."

And on it went, with a total of eleven "um"'s and "uh"'s in total. Thanks Mike, it really is great advice, you are a testament to how well it works.

A genius in the making, folks.

PS

No hard feelings, Mike. I just couldn't believe it when I heard that message. Thanks for a good laugh.
» (No Subject)
My name is Patrick Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor Tom Cruise lives in the penthouse.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the
morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a deep
pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a
water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body
scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an after-shave lotion with little
or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes
you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably
comparable: I simply am not there.


Does anyone else ever feel this way? Like a... Patrick Bateman of this world?
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» (No Subject)
What a great day! I spent it swimming in my pool and siting in my bedroom watching movies with MY OWN PERSONAL AIR CONDITIONER blasting onto me. I actually had to cover myself in blankets, it was that cold. What a wonderful feeling! Then, as I was swimming again (roughly 6:00 pm) some old friends came by! Two of my BEST friends from Norwood that I haven't seen since grade 8! We talked, and laughed, and went for a walk back to the river where we all went for a swim (they had both worn their trunks, in case of such an event). Then we came back to my place agaion and just sat out on the porch as a cool breeze came up and dried us. We just sat there in the shade, feeling the breeze, talking, and drinking some homemade lemonade. It was euphoric. We have decided that on Sunday we are going to organize a group of people to go up to my cottage and swim and be happy and just have a good time with a bonfire and all that jazz. I'm so happy right now.
» (No Subject)
I have four days left of school. Im terrified.
» Yearbooks.
Ok, I'm depressed (cleary! I'm writing in my LJ at 2:43 in the morning!). I didn't get a yearbook as I am broke. Could everyone just post a yearbook type comment in my Live Journal? That would make me ery happy! Thanks to all those who do!
» (No Subject)
So who all is reading this right now/how often do you all refresh your LiveJournals to see who has posted recently? I'd say I do it a good 5 or 6 times a night to be honest. I like to know what's goin on with my friends.
» Ramstein
Does ANYONE have the ENTIRELY ENGLISH version of "America" by Ramstein? The chorus and everything should be all English, not just certain parts. I have been trying to fine it for weeks now, and I can't. Has anyone even HEARD of Ramstein?
» Fuck.
I ate alot of shit at Wonderland in the course of 30 minutes. I had a roast beef sandwich (which was made by Tom and was actually very good), then I ate nearly a whole funnel cake complete with strawberries and ice cream. To top it off I had a slice of the greasiest pizza ever, and chased it all down with a large Coke. I had NO water all day. Now I sunburnt, dehydrated, and EVERYTHING is due tomorrow. I have been thinking about starting all my writing, but just can't build myself up to do it. My ISU presentation was supposed to be today but because of all the junk yesterday combined with the dehydration and the sunburn I felt dreadful today. I think I will stay home again tomorrow and do my work then. After it is complete I will just email it to Mrs Russel. Oh, and Second City and Blue Man Group are both on Thursady and I still haven't gotten a permission form. I really hope I can find the motivation to complete my ISU. I hve plenty of ideas, but can't seem to put anything down on paper. I'm so fucked. Fuck. No, let me try that again. FUCK!!!!
» (No Subject)
I'm having oatmeal right now, a dish which I haven't had in literally years. It's too bad I'm too fucking exhausted to enjoy it.

PS

Last night's party was a blast!

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